The Chronicles of Derek
Where Wasting Time is The Only Option
Friday, July 18, 2008
DO NOT WANT !
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Right about now I am counting my blessings I don't live by the beach. Someone lied to this chic big time !

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CLAIRE DANES READS BOOKS
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That has got to be the Vagina Monologues she's reading cause thats what I am reading. I've always thought Claire Danes was hot but being a guy who likes women with breast those feelings are fading fast.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
JUST A LIL SOMETHING
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So I've been back for a few weeks now and have yet to update here so I figured I would take a few moments and update the masses. I think I mentioned it before I left that I had gotten a promotion at work it's turning out to suck balls right now. Not so much the job itself more so the training I have to do on day shift. I am a night person so it is hard for me to go to bed and get up early. For example I woke up at noon Sunday and did not go back to sleep till 5pm Monday which sucks because I wont be able to fall back asleep. I feel like a meth head walking around in a zombie like state.

My trip to Boston was awesome my son and I had a blast. Look I have done some traveling in my time but Boston is the fucking shit ! If you've never been then your should make it your next trip. I took some pictures but I am too lazy to post them all here so feel free to check them out on myspace. Other than that I've just been chillin enjoying my weekends off now lounging around the house since it's been so ball soaking hot here in this God forsaken state I try to enjoy the AC as much as possible these days. Oh yeah went and saw Hancock and Wanted I liked both but almost beat the shit out of a guy in Wanted but thats a post for another day.

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Monday, June 23, 2008
ON MY WAY HOME
Well I am on my way home now it was a good trip. I had no internet the whole time until a free connection in Pittsburgh who knew
Thursday, June 19, 2008
QUOTE THIS IMAGE THURSDAY
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So I've been lazy lately and apparently it pissed Google off because I went from 1,800 visits a day to 888 WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!? Anyways I am going back home to Boston with my son on Friday so the updates will be few and far between but then again maybe they wont with all the pictures I plan on taking. I actually have a lot to talk about work wise because some of the mouth breathing idiots are taking shit to a completely moronic level. Thats all I got for now check out this picture and leave your quotes in the comments .
Sunday, June 15, 2008
KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS ME TO MOTOR BOAT THAT ASS
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Are you kidding me Kim , huh are you ?!?!? For those of you who say this chic has no talent ......... Feast your eyes on that thing ! Kim Kardashian has to have the hottest ass on the planet I swear on everything that is sacred and holy that I would motor boat the hell outta that ass and then tell Vince Vaughn I am a motor boat'n son of a bitch and that shit is built for comfort!

On a side note her sister is hot too.

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Saturday, June 07, 2008
GOD BLESS THE IRISH
My work week was ups and downs . The up side was daddy got a promotion of sorts. Different department and more money oh wait and who could forget moving to the rear of the plant where is is just a tad cooler in the summer time. The low part of my week was working in the paint department. I don't mind the people over there at all it's mostly the bullshit that goes along with working in that department. They are pretty much the back bone of the plant. If they get shut down or shit goes wrong over there then the whole plant is fucked. Well first the paint booth was fucked and has been fucked but no one can really seem to put a finger on whats wrong with it including the manufacture. Ah fuck it there is more but I don't feel like typing it all. So in a nutshell here is my week.


When work gives you this :

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GOD BLESS THE IRISH FOR GIVING YOU THIS !!

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Monday, June 02, 2008
AN ANGEL HAS FALLEN FROM HEAVEN AND LANDED ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LADIES