The Chronicles of Derek
Where Wasting Time is The Only Option
Monday, October 27, 2008
MOVIE & TV REVIEW MONDAY
In my long absence I have had the time to watch some movies and lots of TV some good some bad but time consuming none the less. Here is a list of what I've been watching.


The Happening : I was really excited to see this movie for 2 reasons. The first being I am a M.Night Shyamalan fan I like all of his movies thus far with the exception of Lady in the Water ( have not seen yet ) I loved signs and thought The Village was awesome. The second reason being this movie was supposed to be a lot different than his norm so I figure how can you go wrong. Now with all that being said this movie sucked big giant stinky elephant balls ! The acting was horrible ! The story would take you one way then another and never go back to tie up the loose ends . I am a huge Zoey Deschanel fan but this movie was just not her type of movie. Mark Wahlberg should not be allow to play an untough guy. Over all this movie sucked not one bright spot in it at ALL !


SAW V : I was hooked on these movies from the very first one and have been hooked since. There are movies out there that I think the idea is good but the movie is poorly made this isn't one of those movies. This installation is really no different than the others but there is a twist I did not see coming. This is worth the money if you have seen all the previous installments.

88 Minutes : Decent movie but you figure it out mid way through. Al Pacino is one of the greatest actors of the last 2 generations but he is starting to get long in the tooth. I got this as a birthday gift so I can't rag on it to bad it was free. Worth the rental for a movie night. Am I the only one who thinks Leelee Sobieski looks like Helen Hunt at age 25 ?


True Blood : This is a new series on HBO about vampires . You can tell HBO is hurting for shows since The Sopranos and The Wire are no longer airing. Basically the show is about how vampires are becoming part of society " mainstreming " and getting the same treatment as their human counterparts. The show focuses on the Louisianna vampire scene in the small town of Bontonne . I don't wanna tell to much cause it would take forever since it's been on for a few weeks now. It's a decent show for a sunday night. The star of the show is Anna Paquin who gets NAKED AND SHOWS THE GOODS ! So if thats not reason enough to watch then well ........ your gay !

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YOU CAN'T ME THIS ISN'T HOT !
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Words can't even explain how hot and bothered I am about the above and below pictures. We need to have a rekindle the magic night my love because we have been apart far to long.


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Saturday, October 04, 2008
YOU KNOW WHERE I'VEV BEEN


Oh it's playoff baseball time and since the Sox are in the thick of it the beer is flowing freely and abundantly in the house of Derek. Things have been going ok for me lately had a wicked awesome birthday thanks to my wonderful girlfriend. She gets me a Xbox360 ( GAMERTAG : MOJO DADDY 6309 ) then she throws me an awesome party/bbq it was great. Lots of people , food , alcohol and the one person that had way to much makes for fun times all the time. Pictures of the party are on myspace.

Not to much else really going on I wanna beat this guys ass at work for being a Douche Grand Puba for absolutely no reason at all. I have remained calm and taken the issue to my boss we'll see what happens cause this guy is on borrowed time. Thats all I got for now I need to start posting more yes I know this but when your an international pimp like myself ........ well you know the rest ! Check that since I will probably be stuck doing laundry from sun up to sun down tomorrow I will make a bunch of post ..... but I'm still an international pimp !

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Thursday, August 28, 2008
I AM ALIVE
I know I have been seriously lacking in the updating department. Nothing really new going on same old shit different day. Work is getting better since summer is coming to a close and it's not 120 degrees in the place. I have seriously slacked on the gym but that is gonna start back up mid september early october . I actually do have a lot to say but I'll have to save it for another time when I am feeling a little more motivated but in the mean time check out this video then check out the other videos of her on youtube.

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Friday, August 01, 2008
ROUGH YEARS AHEAD FOR THIS KID
IS THIS BEING FILMED IN MICHAEL JACKSONS BASEMENT ?!?!?!? THIS IS FUCKING SCARY !!! Someone namely this kids parents need to buy him a football...... STAT ! I can't stop looking is that bad ? Oh he has more songs too !

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Thursday, July 24, 2008
AM I CRYING ...... YES I AM
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
MADONNA DAY WALKER OR JUST RIDING THE WHITE HORSE ?
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This is getting a little over the top. We get it Madonna you like to workout stop coming out the house looking like a fucking vampire. Jesus eat a tasty cake or two you look horrible.

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Friday, July 18, 2008
DO NOT WANT !
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Right about now I am counting my blessings I don't live by the beach. Someone lied to this chic big time !

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